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"MITT IS TOAST" - Now we all know who 47% hater Willard M Romney truly is. Before it was more speculation, now it is the naked truth.


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RonaldReagan - September 1, 2015, 9:20 am
Jeb Bush is Mitt 2.0
marms - October 23, 2012, 7:35 am
150 shares! Woot! Thanks for the support!


FREUDIAN SLIP: - "when I was president....." He knows he is toast! (in all 57 states!)


TAGS: toast
Rating: 4.38/5

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KALKAM - October 17, 2012, 10:47 pm
Where ever there are lots of public unions to buy off.. with your money..there is solid support for the reduction of Medicare reimbursements for current seniors. They didn't demand an exemption from Obamacare for nothing you know...


"BINDERS" AND "BAYONETS" - is what you get when a "leader from behind", has no record of accomplishment to inspire the electorate! Instead you get "The View" and Leno/Letterman.


TAGS: obama is toast
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jaxx - October 27, 2012, 9:53 pm
I like how Letterman got on his b*** about how he lied. Some people do have a brain.


COMING TO A THEATER NEAR YOU IN JAN. 2013: - "Hope and Change, the-POST-Obama Years".




PROTOCOL - Community Organizers aren't too big on it.




TUESDAY - not just a TKO, but first round KO


TAGS: obamalaise is toast
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More politifakes by JGalt

JGalt - November 7, 2012, 11:10 pm
Conspiracy this- liberals are stupid. 99%er's are stupid. Someone has to build the free crap that no one wants to work for- its the start of the downward fall.... into inflation and even more malaise.
arnnatz - November 7, 2012, 7:26 pm
you accidentally put translation in front of your post
fauxnews - November 7, 2012, 2:28 pm
@arnnatz: Thought you'd like this teabagger: ***k Morris said "‘I Goofed’ With Romney Landslide Prediction, ‘I Was Wrong’ To Question Media Polls" Howda like dem apples, bloke?
fauxnews - November 7, 2012, 9:44 am
@JGalt - Let the lib have his fun. If you had won, mate, you be doing the same. Told you Romney would lose... The nice thing about being from England, I'm happy with my leader. Can you say the same, teabagger?
fauxnews - November 7, 2012, 9:43 am
Translation: I'm a crybaby
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 7, 2012, 8:01 am

Glad to see you're being so mature about it .........
JGalt - November 7, 2012, 6:26 am
Translation: romneyisatool is gloating and being a troll.
romneyisatool - November 7, 2012, 1:18 am
@JGalt...You are right about that 'poor turn-out' at Obama events. They were too busy helping Obama win his second election to go to some silly event. Might want to tell that to your GOP buddies next time. P.S. PWNED hahahahahaha
romneyisatool - November 7, 2012, 1:16 am
The ph**o on this poster was taken a split second before Obama flexed his chin muscles causing Romney's arm and upper torso to explode into a bloody mess. KNOCK OUT, indeed...hahahahaha
romneyisatool - November 7, 2012, 1:13 am
@WTFO.... Hey, troll bait, you were 'saying' something about "getting owned" and something about "when Romney is declared the win." hahahhahhahahhaahaha.. So, is this the start of your new self-imposed exile? Just don't let the door his you on the way out
romneyisatool - November 7, 2012, 1:12 am
@WTFO....TRANSLATION: Nothing shuts me up more than an Obama victory.
romneyisatool - November 7, 2012, 1:11 am
@WTFO....TRANSLATION: Nothing shuts me up more than an Obama victory.
romneyisatool - November 6, 2012, 9:58 pm
CBS: New Hampshire called for Obama. Erm, election’s probably over....Romney apparently only wrote a victory speech, not a concession speech. He might want to start writing that now X-D
fauxnews - November 6, 2012, 10:02 am
Hmmmmph! What the hell is wrong with you, mate? You are entirely wrong. Saying Romney only has 9-1% chance is outrageous!....it's more like a 0.8% chance.
romneyisatool - November 6, 2012, 8:31 am
Alrighty, all.Good luck with your candidates!:-) Some of you will need it more than others(haha)Seriously, though, remember that America comes first.Whoever wins, unite behind the candidate. Don't be sore losers, libs, if Romney did somehow win. Later!
romneyisatool - November 6, 2012, 8:26 am
TRANSLATION:(WTFO)WTFO and JGalt are going to cry when they get owned. WAAAAAA!! And WTFO will self-impose himself into exile again since he will be too scared to come here to face the music :-( JGalt will be here with some conspiracy theory
romneyisatool - November 6, 2012, 8:25 am
Here's a nice little unbiased, scientific source about President Obama and Romney electoral chances. http://election.princeton.edu/ Would you like salt with that foot?
romneyisatool - November 6, 2012, 8:24 am
Okay, I'm bookmarking this. By the way, since you're buying that friend of yours a beer... I'd like a Corona with a lime. hahaha...FYI, Romney has a chance of 9%-1% of winning. Like those odds? See you tomorrow ;-)
romneyisatool - November 6, 2012, 8:22 am
TRANSLATION (WTFO): I'm a terrible liar.
JGalt - November 6, 2012, 6:46 am
you are deluded and uninformed on the issues, plain and simple
JGalt - November 6, 2012, 6:45 am
you s******ing the revenge rhetoric too- drunk with power yet?
WTFO - November 6, 2012, 12:46 am
tool, I'm very confident that your posts on this site will change by Wed morning when Romney is declared the winner. TRANSLATION: Obama and tool are going to cry when they get owned. WAAAAAA!! (Just tried to post something you'd understand, trollboy)
JGalt - November 5, 2012, 11:52 pm
lets see...
JGalt - November 5, 2012, 11:52 pm
in your dreams. Dems are worried that pre-election voting is way down compared to 2008
romneyisatool - November 5, 2012, 9:19 pm
Holy Mitt, Batman! President Obama's re-election chances have risen to 91.4% Projected Electoral College Vote: President Obama-->314 Romney-->223.6
romneyisatool - November 5, 2012, 8:37 pm
No worries. We already did. Early voting is a biotch, huh? X-D (FACTOID: ON early votes already casted nationwide Obama leads Romney by 88%)
arnnatz - November 5, 2012, 8:15 pm
I guess there isn't much point in any democrats voting now then. You should inform all your friends (both of them) to not waste their time voting.
romneyisatool - November 5, 2012, 12:10 pm
More to the point, these type of attacks are desperate and ineffective. They make you into a sore loser. But you are making it worse by then making a fool out of yourself. Your choice.
romneyisatool - November 5, 2012, 12:10 pm
More to the point, these type of attacks are desperate and ineffective. They make you into a sore loser. But you are making it worse by then making a fool out of yourself. Your choice.
romneyisatool - November 5, 2012, 12:09 pm
More to the point, these type of attacks are desperate and ineffective. They make you into a sore loser. But you are making it worse by then making a fool out of yourself. Your choice.
romneyisatool - November 5, 2012, 11:55 am
Four more years of Obama is a BIG pwn. Your words here and elsewhere wont change that, no matter how delusional or dumb. TRANSLATION: Your words wont change the fact that Romney wont be sitting in the WH for the next 4 years.Best karma for racist birthers
romneyisatool - November 5, 2012, 11:51 am
Sry,JGullible,but no one in electorate is buying it."Revenge"is fine w/me even if Obama didnt mean it.No better revenge against birthers than 4 more years of Obama.Who cares if they cant accept the truth.Doesn't change the fact Romney wont be in the WH
romneyisatool - November 5, 2012, 11:46 am
*yawn* hahahahahaahhahhahaha.. Obama is surging the polls. He's going to win this. And like some cranky old man who claims he saw Big Foot, you'll have your laughably bad conspiracy theories about how it was rigged.You and 9/11 theorists bedfellows, funny
JGalt - November 5, 2012, 6:57 am
that does not explain the poor turnout for Obama everywhere, cmpared to the stellar turnout at ROmney events.
JGalt - November 5, 2012, 6:53 am
this is what started the revenge discussion.... nice try deflecting it though: http://canadianrattlesnake.wordpress.com/2012/11/03/valerie-jarrett-wants-revenge/
JGalt - November 5, 2012, 6:51 am
nice try uninformed little man. you don't hear the divisive speech that whips leftists into a frothing frenzy when your idol opens his mouth? His call for votes "Revenge" http://www.usatoday.com/story/theoval/2012/11/03/obama-romney-revenge-ohio-electio
JGalt - November 5, 2012, 6:46 am
I have repeatedly said that I would vote for Allen West for President. How is it again that you get to project your own racist thoughts to me?
arnnatz - November 5, 2012, 1:55 am
no pwn, it's just your uninformed, biased, racist opinion, nothing more
romneyisatool - November 5, 2012, 12:55 am
P.S. Obama is now pulling ahead in National Polls. State polls would have to be statistically biased against Mr. Romney for him to win the Electoral College. Now, it may be the case that the national polls would have to be biased against him as well. PWN
romneyisatool - November 5, 2012, 12:52 am
(A) Not all Republicans, just the majority of them. (B) The majority of them supported the birther attacks which is just a cowardly form of racism (c) The revenge thing is meant to stoke white anger against "the angry black man" stereotype. Nice try.
romneyisatool - November 5, 2012, 12:50 am
LIE: The actual quote is, ""Don't boo, vote. Voting is the best revenge." There are plenty of videos where you can watch it, retard. You should stop getting your news from Romney, kinda biased source on Obama, dotcha think?
arnnatz - November 4, 2012, 11:42 pm
So, if a republican doesn't like obama or biden, how do you justify calling them racist?
arnnatz - November 4, 2012, 11:41 pm
You really should stop getting your news from Daily KOS. Every news station has broadcast Obama's speech where he said, "No, don't boo, vote for revenge"
romneyisatool - November 4, 2012, 10:10 pm
Oh, the only people talking about revenge, Jdolt, are the 'birther' teabaggers (you) who have attacked and hated Obama simply because a black man dared to be President of America. He said don't boo, vote. He never meant revenge in the way you have, racist
JGalt - November 4, 2012, 8:42 pm
Nor does that explain all the comments from the left about revenge, now, does it?
crankyhead - November 4, 2012, 11:00 am
That doesn't really explain the Tagg Romney story, does it JG?
JGalt - November 4, 2012, 1:58 am
Reality- try it some time. Liberals believe in taking instead of making. Nuff said.
romneyisatool - November 3, 2012, 11:19 pm
So, tell me, JGalt: how does your pathetic lie change the fact that Romney won't be sitting in the White House for the next four years? Whoever wins it next week(Mitt or O) "stole it fair and square." Your words here and elsewhere wont change that reality
romneyisatool - November 3, 2012, 11:18 pm
So, tell me, JGalt: how does your pathetic lie change the fact that Romney won't be sitting in the White House for the next four years? Who wins it next week "stole it fair and square." Your words here and elsewhere wont change that reality.
romneyisatool - November 3, 2012, 11:16 pm
Romney hasn't even lost yet and already the conspiracy theory mumbo jumbo is starting. Really, JGalt? So if Romney wins, it's okay. But if Obama wins, the only way it's possible is if it was stolen. LMAO..You forgot that bigfoot and Elvis are in on it too
crankyhead - November 3, 2012, 10:57 pm
There's also reports of Tagg Romney being linked to Hart InterCivic.
JGalt - November 3, 2012, 10:51 pm
there are already stories of voting machines casting early votes for "O" even when voting for Romney... WHen only 2,800 show up for an Obama Rally in Ohio and 10 times plus show up for Romney- it will be interesting to see if Ohio gets stolen from Romney
fauxnews - November 3, 2012, 5:48 pm
When Romney loses, who is JGalt and arnnatz going to blame? A vast left-wing conspiracy of voters who snuck into the poll booths and re-elected Obama? Sounds like a majority of lefties democratically outnumbering teabaggers to me.Wonder why I support Ron?
fauxnews - November 3, 2012, 5:46 pm
Based on early voting, Obama's chances of winning is now 85.7% (and that's a conservative estimate). The real number is closer to 95%. The poster is right, but it's showing the wrong person being knocked out.lol
crankyhead - November 3, 2012, 5:08 pm
Wasn't the first round (early voting)already scored 10-8 for Obama? =)


MINNESOTA NICE - Doesn't work for our sports teams, sure as hell won't work against Obama. Grow some kahunas already!




IS HE STAYING IN THE RACE? - Shouldn't he be more worried about staying in the house?




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